¼+¼=½?

i is sianz¼.

fuck it. the company douwan me douwan me lor. dream job, crap job, lanjiao job all fuck it. if they fucking want experienced guys now, i dont think i'll get hired, no matter how good my portfolio is. now, 招匹人马，find got people want to chup jit kah with me anot.

i is sianz½.

now Uni exam period. kan ni nah. sianz. no one to jio come out. all busy mugging for exams. i tell them, "study so hard for what? you study so hard, oso cannot beat them cheena kias one. people studying machine one how to beat." they say, "aiyah, you wont understand one. papers very important one. must get my aggregate higher this time." win liao lor. say i wont understand one. lose argument never mind, i just dont like the "wont understand phrase". machiam i from outer space alien liddat.

never mind, i lun that remark.

i shoot back, "you study so much, come out got degree oso useless now. you think only you fighting in uni with them cheena kia meh. you come out see your jobs also kena chopped by cheena kias. worse still, now got bangla kias, and donno-wad people from overseas. might as well retain and study sommore, come out oso waste time look for jobs while people from overseas take your jobs."

they shoot back, "wont one lah, NUS/NTU degree lei. not diploma or wad. confirm got job one"

this time super tui sia, ni nau hia. i shoot 5.56mm they shoot back RPG. shoot me diploma lor. winz.

i is sianz liao.